where are my fucking glasses

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 05/25/2019 at 22:37 • Filed to: None

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but yeah....

seen em?

im blind here

its kind of a shit

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/25/2019 at 22:55

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Lol. Sorry I haven’t. 

My mum asked me once if I’d seen her glasses, I said, ‘yeah, they are on your head’.

Funnier was a time she asked me to clean the TV screen as she’d tried but every time she sat down the mark was still there. I cleaned it, she said it was still their. We repeated this twice more until I then said, ‘mum, pass me your glasses’, I cleaned  her  glasses and she said, ‘oh great stuff, you got the mark off the TV screen’.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 05/25/2019 at 23:02

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well fuck

i checked me head just in case... but no dice

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/25/2019 at 23:10

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So no glasses on your head, and no dice either.

So you’ve lost your glasses and your dice.

Man, this morning is getting worse and worse for you.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 05/26/2019 at 06:45

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missus found em.... under the sofa

because of course

welp i can see again :)

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 07:02

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Great you’ve found the glasses, any joy with the dice?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 05/26/2019 at 07:03

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negatory

dice still missing

cats are still alive so i guess they didnt eat em

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 07:12

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Lol.

Take care mate. I think I better head up the wooden hills to Bedfordshire. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 05/26/2019 at 07:23

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sweet dreams mate